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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
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Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
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How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
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The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
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Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.
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Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #33743
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...