Quote #7880
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #3251
Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can – and will.
Quote #15912
By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name;...
Quote #34289
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #9995
Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
Quote #1829
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Quote #15511
There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.
Quote #6822
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation...
Quote #5335
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.