Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #10465
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....
Quote #31521
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
Quote #32185
The widest thing in the universe is not space, it is the potential capacity...
Quote #6128
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Quote #16840
One man’s justice is another’s injustice one man’s beauty another’s ugliness one man’s wisdom...
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We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form...
Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #12813
He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
Quote #20836
Jesters do often prove prophets.