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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
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Life has loveliness to sell, All beautiful and splendid things, Blue waves whitened on...
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
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Death be not proud, though some have called theeMighty and dreadfull, for thou art...
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.
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Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
Quote #31381
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...