Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #2779
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
Quote #32788
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Quote #20057
Never find your delight in another’s misfortune.
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #4066
To hate a man because he was born in another country, because he speaks...
Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.
Quote #17027
Knowledge is like money the more he gets, the more he craves.
Quote #17984
One swallow does not make a summer.
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...