Quote #29734
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #7905
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot...
Quote #20364
Citius, Altius, Fortius
Quote #12888
History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
Quote #31235
The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
Quote #24207
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #6856
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.
Quote #6403
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry...