Quote #2236
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #5333
Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
Quote #3465
… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #13132
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...
Quote #33384
Alas my love you do me wrong, To cast me of discurteously And I...
Quote #31664
A man gains no possession better than a good woman, nothing more horrible than...
Quote #31496
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #18413
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.