Quote #17360
The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
Quote #19146
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Quote #19442
The hand that rocks the cradleIs the hand that rules the world.
Quote #27499
Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Quote #32970
Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out...
Quote #336
If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you...
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #1109
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that...
Quote #25608
If a man die, shall he live again All the days of my appointed...
Quote #288
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.