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If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter.
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The main source of our wealth is goodness. The affections and the generous qualities...
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The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
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For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our...
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There but for the grace of God goes God.
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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.
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True friendship is like a rose. We can’t realize it’s beauty until it fades.
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This above all to thine own self be true.