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Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
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A great chessplayer is not a great man, for he leaves the world as...
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and...
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Jane Austen is the pinnacle to which all other authors aspire.
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This–this was what made life a moment of quiet, the water falling in the...
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The military don’t start wars. Politicians start wars.
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It is foolish to wish for beauty. Sensible people never either desire it for...
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Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...