Quote #25442
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #5896
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
Quote #24896
Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it...
Quote #15538
The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.
Quote #30983
Patience is the key to paradise.
Quote #30701
To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children....
Quote #22042
The United States has the power to destroy the world, but not the power...
Quote #7346
Ignorance, the root and the stem of every evil.