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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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A true friend is the most precious of all possessions and the one we...
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Doubt ’til thou canst doubt no more…doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems...
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The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you got to put...
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is...
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Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there...
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I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
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I have tried so hard to do the right.
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We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time...
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them...