Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #4330
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #33320
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Quote #1042
England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.
Quote #13380
But search the land of living men, Wher wilst thou find their like again.
Quote #34006
It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.
Quote #11984
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you...
Quote #352
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
Quote #3918
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #2045
Jesus was a crackpot.