Quote #388
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Quote #5785
Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like...
Quote #12427
You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #27664
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the...
Quote #29958
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #26177
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #9543
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
Quote #992
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned...