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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; if you...
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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Beauty fades; dumb is forever.
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #14617
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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We must, however, acknowledge as it seems to me, that a man with all...
Quote #22335
Don Corleone I’m a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall Michael...