Quote #17620
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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He is great enough that is his own master.
Quote #9728
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
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O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #4534
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
Quote #7779
It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government...
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All the problems of the world could be settled if people were only willing...
Quote #14276
You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches them...