Quote #4758
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #17841
Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
Quote #30369
In music the passions enjoy themselves.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #14299
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
Quote #33347
It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life...
Quote #5774
Happy is he who can give himself up.