Quote #34741
Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #12333
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination.
Quote #8801
I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe… I am a storyteller.
Quote #32080
I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,...
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #18260
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #21012
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Quote #9465
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.
Quote #28977
Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence...
Quote #13019
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.