Quote #28981
You’re not the only one who’s made mistakes, but they’re the only things that...
Quote #10046
As long as we focus on the outside, there will always be that empty,...
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #2313
Justice is incedental to law and order.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #20778
Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart.
Quote #28607
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...
Quote #7018
In war, truth is the first casualty.
Quote #27833
The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
Quote #1195
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...