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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have...
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If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...
Quote #11945
You guys line up alphabetically by height.
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I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
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Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
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Her only flair is in her nostrils.
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For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard...
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One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at...