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Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
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If you want your dreams to come true, don’t sleep.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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Sooner or later we all quote our mothers.
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This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.