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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
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The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches,...
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The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
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Courage is the thing. All goes if courage goes.
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By their own follies they perished, the fools.
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
Quote #29271
You can’t win at everything, but you can laugh at everything.