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Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your...
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Above all, we must abolish hope in the heart of man. A calm despair,...
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The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.
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How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else...
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All if flux, nothing stays still.
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
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“Coolidge is dead” “How could they tell?
Quote #14734
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell...