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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s...
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good...
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He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...
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Life is too complicated not to be orderly.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...
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There’s time enough, but none to spare.
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The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his...