Quote #861
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your...
Quote #8718
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #33632
It is a true saying that One falsehood leads easily to another.
Quote #3799
Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise...
Quote #30854
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
Quote #22093
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
Quote #6861
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #5576
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #12660
Unfortunate is he who cannot gain a few sincere friends during his life and...