Quote #12980
The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
Quote #531
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #16956
Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
Quote #3390
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but...
Quote #17262
I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in...
Quote #7918
Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.
Quote #20681
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Quote #21893
It’s good to shut up sometimes.
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #30241
President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of...