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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
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Words, like nature, half reveal and half conceal the soul within.
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
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To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
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There’s a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were...
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A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that...
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There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them,...
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If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as...