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A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
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He is a benefactor of mankind who contracts the great rules of life into...
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Live so that when your children think of fairness and integrity, They think of...
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Popularity is neither fame nor greatness.
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Now the real beginnings of the ‘freedom’ which we have discussed for many years–and...
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A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one...
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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.