Quote #4848
Now would I give a thousand furlongs of sea for an acre of barren...
Quote #21463
A hypocrite is a person who–but who isn’t
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #18245
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
Quote #4535
Each of us bears his own Hell.
Quote #6572
There is no sin except stupidity.
Quote #18166
The grave is the general meeting place.
Quote #13589
Do what you can with what you have where you are.
Quote #51
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.