Quote #1890
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
Quote #30501
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a...
Quote #5397
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #34271
If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #18794
Keep me away from the wisdom that does not cry, the philosophy which does...
Quote #22391
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. Equilibrium is pragmatic. You have to get everything...
Quote #33387
Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.