Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #13655
Immature love says, “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says, “I...
Quote #32554
History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys...
Quote #20100
Everything passes, everything wears out, everything breaks. (tout passe, tout lasse, tout casse)
Quote #14709
By the time the child can draw more that scribble, by the age of...
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #28372
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
Quote #14570
I was born not knowing and have had only a little time to change...
Quote #22053
Talk of joy there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes...