Quote #27033
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe...
Quote #31478
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they...
Quote #25679
Don’t set your wit against a child.
Quote #34738
Well, you’re either lovers or you’re wanting to be lovers or you’re trying not...
Quote #17346
God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #15146
It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
Quote #19767
There is a budding morrow in midnight.
Quote #2951
I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying...
Quote #18634
The future ain’t what it used to be.