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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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He who labors diligently need never despair; for all things are accomplished by diligence...
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People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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Discrimination is a hellhound that gnaws at Negroes in every waking moment of their...
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When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
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To what extent is any given man morally responsible for any given act We...
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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Wars were not made by generations and their special stupidities, but that wars were...
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I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.