Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
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Spring is about to spring. Persephone is coming back and the ice is groaning,...
Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #20485
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #24244
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
Quote #7062
Government, is the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no...
Quote #15433
We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #23670
J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name...