Quote #18130
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own...
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #684
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened...
Quote #11817
There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest...
Quote #30873
A rich man has no need of character.
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Quote #10486
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...
Quote #10610
There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said,...
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #17441
Nothing is more damaging to a new truth than an old error.