Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #5974
All the problems of the world could be settled if people were only willing...
Quote #10664
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #23068
Round numbers are always false.
Quote #26149
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #23055
In the carriages of the past you can’t go anywhere.
Quote #14831
To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration...
Quote #14754
It is easier to believe than to doubt.