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The trouble isn’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn’t...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
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I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you...
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Billy Hey I’m trying to score points with the teacher today. DON’T SCREW IT...
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Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.
Quote #8247
America guarantees equal opportunity, not equal outcome.
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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do,...
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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate...
Quote #12059
Men are only as unfaithful as their options.