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Far away there in the sunshine are my brightest aspirations. I may not reach...
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Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
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…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
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The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...
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First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
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Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
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Wisdom stands at the turn in the road and calls upon us publicly, but...
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke and that the...