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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering...
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Wisdom is knowing when you can’t be wise.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they...
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It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it...
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Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully ignorant.
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One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
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You add insult to injury.
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Truth is shorter than fiction.
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All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he...