Quote #25830
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #23077
Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
Quote #10437
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #30882
A dimple in the chin a devil within.
Quote #6897
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.
Quote #32867
The events of our lives happen in a sequence of time, but in their...
Quote #32756
All glory comes from daring to begin.
Quote #12732
Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich–something for nothing.