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Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every...
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Treat a man as he appears to be, and you make him worse. But...
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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
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Religion is pickled God.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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No sensible man watches his feet hit the ground. He looks ahead to see...
Quote #15116
Gossip is sometimes referred to as halitosis of the mind