Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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When the candles are out all women are fair.
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We know very little, and yet it is astonishing that we know so much,...
Quote #3161
As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #4974
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #33962
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how...
Quote #10875
Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
Quote #12854
The laughter of a man is the contentment of God.