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If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...
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Catch 22
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Peter So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since...
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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In New York City, one suicide in ten is attributed to a lack of...
Quote #18539
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best...
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Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all...