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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the...
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all...
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Well done is better than well said.
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URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
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When unhappy, one doubts everything when happy, one doubts nothing.
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If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
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Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
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When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to...