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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second...
Quote #13515
I improve on misquotation.
Quote #21296
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.
Quote #8319
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
Quote #24534
Show me a guy who’s afraid to look bad, and I’ll show you a...
Quote #11063
Wisdom comes with winters.
Quote #22515
My concern today is not with the length of a person’s hair but with...
Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #11793
Always remember, you can never finish work, but work can finish you.
Quote #13440
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.