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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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Do it big or stay in bed.
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When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad....
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It’s no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The...
Quote #11109
American foreign policy must be more than the management of crisis. It must have...
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The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as...
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I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet,...
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Yet such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the...