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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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A wise man looks upon men as he does on horses; all their comparisons...
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Where we have strong emotions, we’re liable to fool ourselves.
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The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea; by...
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king,...
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I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask...
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If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.