Quote #18528
‘At this festive season of the year, Mr Scrooge,’ said the gentleman, taking up...
Quote #32511
An act against my will is not my act.
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #11573
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #425
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #22032
When in doubt, punt
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #16027
That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is...
Quote #21378
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...
Quote #5386
All art is quite useless.