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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion, between supposed lovers,...
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are “check enclosed.’
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to...
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The future will be better tomorrow.
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The failure of women to produce genius of the first rank in most of...
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There’s a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it...
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God made man because He loves stories.
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Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
Quote #12419
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!