Quote #11454
Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
Quote #22769
What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined...
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #26171
So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
Quote #7100
Keen at the start, but careless at the end.
Quote #25063
Money doesn’t talk, it swears.
Quote #29994
One of the most untruthful things possible, you know, is a collection of facts,...
Quote #866
USA Today has come out with a new survey – apparently, three out of...
Quote #13907
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #24974
The men who come on the stage at one period are all found to...